Ahad, 21 Februari 2016

Lawak Pagi Minggu..!


Geography Of A Woman:

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel,has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of her business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self preserving, but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and
the wisdom of the ages. An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.


Between 1 and 99, a man is like Malaysia, ruled by nuts.

Lu Fikir La Sendiri!!!

5 ulasan:

  1. Malaysia tidak langsung bersalah, tak pasal pasal negara jadi mangsa, hanya kerana sekor Malaun-Bugis!

    Apa pun cukup baik untuk gelak sikit.

  2. Klau ingt lanun bugis dn puaka minang tk boleh nk gelak lah!!

  3. Klu org bugis tu tak de ... agak2 sape yg sepatutnya diganti jadi PM ?